This post has been a long time coming and you all know it. I hope none of these boys find my blog...
Since my first acquisition from a nice (and weird/gross) boy, things have only been getting more and more out of hand. And it's borderline hilarious. Today I was pushed over the edge and into this blog. Let's start with my new computer:
My birthday lunch in Georgetown:
Beautiful flowers from an aspiring actor, that came with a shared entree at Maccaroni Grill for my birthday dinner, and a movie. (followed by a kiss that I actually had to dodge, which hasn't happened since high school) (And can I just say that I don't think anyone should ever have to dodge a kiss. You should know when someone wants a kiss. And don't try it until you know, you idiot) (I'm so sweet):
Now this is a sincere thank you, because my biggest brother Greg sent me these on my birthday and it was the sweetest part of my birthday: (I'm sort of combining birthday/creepy gifts from guys into one post)
A guy from work made his wife make me this cake in the shape of Utah. Isn't that cute?
And today I got a wii, fresh out of the box.
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. (I also got a watch, some cds and dvds, some tights from Ralph Lauren, and lots of free food) On the up side, I think I'm finally learning to stop feeling so bad about hurting a boy's feelings that I don't tell him how I feel. I've stopped answering their texts, and stopped flattering them because they mean business out here and that means they want me to be their girlfriend. No thank you. I have a daddy and 5 brothers and that's plenty of men for me.
4 comments:
This post has been a long time coming and I LOVE IT!!! Seriously laughing out loud. You are so hot right now and a great reminder that sometimes you just have to leave Provo and "let your light so shine" in the "mission field" (as it's so affectionately called by corny people). I'm glad everybody is finally catching on to what we've known all along: YOU ARE AMAZING!
P.S. I can't wait to play with your brand new Wii when I come to visit! (Hopefully Mr. Hawaii hasn't taken it back by then.)
P.S.S. It would be REALLY funny if any of your suitors did find this blog. :)
I love you. So hilarious. I'm not at all surprised.
Hahaha.. Oh Mal. I hope the boys don't find your blog either. But seeing as how they're obsessed with you, I wouldn't be surprised. You and your men. I wish you would just come back and marry one of the two men that I want you to marry here... but for now, I guess you'll just have to settle for being showered with gifts. :)
Mallory, this is definatley one of the edits you will have to make before allowing one of the suitors access to your blog. I love it. . . . MR Hawaii lol!
But he was nice to let you borrow his truck. hehe, can't stop laughing at this one.
Ohhhhh Mallory, Mallory, Mallory.
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